Maybe you support Cam Newton and the Panthers. Maybe you root for Peyton Manning and the Broncos. Maybe you don’t know, don’t care, and won’t watch Super Bowl 50 this Sunday. No worries, friend: There is always porn.
Internet Rule 34 states, “If it exists, there is porn of it,” but football didn’t need the web to get its porn gloss. “I think football porn has been a thing as long as there has been football,” says Robert Rosen, author of Beaver Street: A History of Modern Pornography. “I’d be willing to bet that soon after the first game was played in 1869—a college game between New Jersey and Rutgers—somebody went home and made a pornographic drawing.”