‘Procrasturbation’ Is the Last Refuge of the Over-Burdened, Under-Pleasured Worker | VICE

In the course of writing this article I have made five false starts, checked Twitter eight times, refreshed my email four times, texted plans with two friends and IMmed a third, four times run out for coffee, and masturbated—twice. All of these things are forms of procrastination, but only one is a form of procrasturbation.

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