Chelsea G. Summers

Writer. Swallower. Sometimes both.

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Sucking the fun out of fellatio | Hazlitt →

March 31, 2016 by Chelsea G. Summers in Journalism

It’s a straightforward act, yet it’s a slippery one. “Milkshake,” “skull-fuck,” “hummer,” or “head” all name it; likewise, you might suck a dick—or you might enjoy getting your cock sucked, or both. Opting for delicacy, you might call it “oral” or “fellatio.” But real talk: if we’re going to name the sexual act of giving pleasure to a penis by mouth, chances are we’re going to call it a “blow job.” In the kingdom of sexual slang, “blow job” reigns supreme; it’s the odd sex term that sits nearly unchallenged on its throne.

However ubiquitous, though, “blow job” is hilariously inapt. 

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March 31, 2016 /Chelsea G. Summers
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Journalism

Horny | Hazlitt →

February 12, 2016 by Chelsea G. Summers in Journalism

We know horny. We’ve used it to describe the state of our own bodies and those of others. “You make me so horny,” we might have told someone, and when we said it, we meant it as a compliment. “I’m so horny,” we might have complained, and when we said it, our auditors knew exactly what we were feeling, for they have felt horny too. We grew up with horny. 

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February 12, 2016 /Chelsea G. Summers
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Journalism

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