Inside deep-throating with a woman who knows how to take it — except as an insult.
I texted my lover today. “I miss your cock,” I wrote. “I want to suck it.” Then I texted a series of illustrations: an eggplant, an ear of corn, a cactus. With all debt owing to Sonnet 130, my lover’s cock is nothing like the corn, but William Shakespeare never had to express himself in emoji. (Shakespeare used “cock” as a pun, eliding penis into pistol trigger in Henry V, but in Shakespeare’s day “cock” wasn’t a dirty word——it was just a word. Aside: while it’s probable that Shakespeare enjoyed cock, whether or not he sucked them remains a larger historical debate.)
I’ve taken to few things with the vigor and naturalness with which I’ve taken to fellatio.